Here’s the Kiasu joke I promised you! One day, a German Florist came to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he paid the barber and the Barber replied: “I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing community service. The Florist was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to his shop, he found a Thank You card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A British Baker came for a haircut and he wanted to pay the Barber and the Barber gave the same reply. The Baker was happy and left the shop. The next morning the Barber received a Thank You card and a dozen donuts.
A Singaporean went for a haircut and he wanted to pay the Barber and he gave him the same reply. The Singaporean was, of course, very happy and left the shop. The next morning the Barber was surprised to see……
A dozen Singaporeans waiting for a haircut.
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